Ok, ok... I’m an Idiot...

[AdamDumphy]

I remember 32 years ago, when I started, having 50’ solution lines. Back when couplers snagged and thunked into and over everything in their path. Thankfully, some of us have evolved over time.

I have covers that go over the couplers so they don't snag or hit things. So I have evolved

 

[AdamDumphy]

And when I do big commercial jobs 450-500’, I would have NINE or TEN FRICKIN HOSES????
Uh, no thanks...

I do mostly residential. Maybe if I had giant set ups on a more frequent basis I might get myself a longer solution line. But It's really not that much more work

 

[Meter Maid]

I bought three wands in one week and I still know better than to do what you did.

That’s saying something.